Selling the latest fad to internal stakeholders is becoming harder and harder in post-ZIRP times. Acquiring prestige through expensive IT fashion items is an increasingly difficult challenge. Fortunately, we can help you! At Caasper we sell Cargo Cult as a Service (CCaaS), which is what you need to get your hype trains running. This is what we can do for you:
Don't waste more time in pointless engineering discussions. We can help you converge to the situation of your dreams by convincing your senior stakeholders with simple arguments they can't refute. You will soon be working like real companies do. [See why]
Wear that signature look of superiority by saving 0.1s in page loads for only 5000 EUR extra per month.
Stand out from the tails and embrace the complex world of centrality.
Give your CV a boost by roller-coasting the entire Gartner hype cycle.
Humiliate people that run their business on a commodity VPS provider for 50 USD / month.
Will I look cool by adopting CCaaS?
Absolutely. Nothing is cooler than imitating those you admire.
Who else is adopting CCaaS?
Everyone who is serious about being in the market. At Caasper we are currently struggling to meet the demand.
What happens to those that don't adopt CCaaS?
They will not be able to scale. In ten years their systems will be swamped and we wish them good luck solving that.
What does this site run on?
It runs on a scalable multi-region container runtime, behind a load balancer, while using a CDN for static resources and a serverless database to store data (not really, it runs on a cheap VPS where many other things are running too).
Is this a joke?
Of course. What were you thinking? This guy wrote a funny thing that triggered this other guy. Pragmatic engineers can be childish too. But we can talk seriously if you’re in the mood.
Are you laughing? Are you crying? Are you shaking? We want to know how you're felling.
Send love and hate to: hello@caasper.eu